Profiling Kittie Klaw

Here is the essential information and a bit of art-offender profiling!

Bust: 32” (30 E and natural)
Waist: 22” (can be cinched to 18” and still breath “comfortably”)
Hips: 32”
Dress: UK8/ XS
Shoes: UK2.5 (I have tiny feet and I also dance en pointe)

Loves: Bettie Page. David Lynch. Information/controversy. Germans. Music, history, religion and general hilarity. Egyptian gods, Harry Potter and consciousness studies about sum up any “spiritual side”. I have always had a penchant for snakes, cats, dogs (and weasels are funny) and an aptitide for reading people.  I love thunder storms, pink champagne, Mr. Darcy and serious literature on the illuminati etc…. I also greatly enjoy many other things, but lists are a tad unhealthy.

Hates: Ignorance. The NORM. Back stabbers. Being “electrically sensitive” can be a bit of a f*!$er. British tabloid press/Propaganda. I find Barber-Shop Quartets creepy.  Extensive list makers.

Expertise: Ten years Classical Ballet training. Performing professionally from age 11 (the Scottish Ballet Company) and dances en pointe.  As an international burlesque artiste I have a lot of experience in choreography and stage production, in many genres. also, as co-founder of the Ministry of Burlesque I helped to pioneer the return of Burlesque in Scotland and I jointly organising the first Burlesque night of the new age in Scotland - “Vintage Varietease”.

I have over ten years modeling experience (I have been modeling for camera clubs since childhood!) and am now a widely published PinUp and fetish model across a variety of genres including fashion, beauty and erotic art. I also organise the Sinergy Models team and often arrange PR campaigns and catalogue shoots for designers and magazines.  My photographic work is regularly on display at expos and exhibitions and I have been the subject muse for various artists working in a variety of mediums.

In 2003, I graduated with a Psychology BSc. (Hons); The University of Glasgow and then went on to earn a post graduate diploma in Parapsychology by researching Extra Sensory Perception at the University of Edinburgh.

As an experienced Paranormal Investigator with a wide knowledge of anomalous experience and belief systems, I have encountered a plethora of psychological and anomalous experience. I am also the “Paranormal Advisor” for Bizarre Magazine.

I have also been fortunate enough to write articles and research features for magazines and newspapers as a free-lance writer e.g. The Erotic Review and Alternative London. Furthermore, my involvement in the media has led to my giving various interviews on television and radio and also presenting various documentary and entertainment TV shows and even appearing the odd film, music video and television show here and there!

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